Cuti – Cuti Malaysia 2007 – Malaysia, land of jobless women bloggers?

Quote;

"From my understanding, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women."

"Bloggers like to spread rumours; they do not like national unity.”

Unquote

And then when asked by a foreign press about his remarks, all he can say is no further comment?

Loser.

Shed some light here, if most bloggers who are women, are generally liars, then are male ministers generally idiotic crappers?

Peh… the statistics are unbelievable. Was a survey actually carried out or was it purely his ’understanding’?

This made me cringe.

Somehow, at the same time, it made me want to laugh as well. So much so, that I’d be peeing, standing.

Oh, note that at this very moment, I am ACTUALLY not ‘working’, hence I wonder why do I have to wear this stupid headphones the whole day and handle complaints from moronic people from 8.30 AM till 5.30 PM. And the money I draw from the ATM every month, ntahlaaa… magic kot??? Or just that I have a generous but stingy Sugar Daddy who has not been paying me enough? I don’t know who, but sure is no minister I tell you.

Yelah kan, out of the many bloggers, 10,000 are unemployed and 8,000 of them are women.

So in short, women bloggers are jobless people who has nothing but time on their hands.

Sorry for not being born a ‘male Tengku’ that seemed to have had their political careers carved out of thin air la kan.

This is wayyyyy worst than that Nik Aziz fella who kept yabbing about our Aurat and that Samy ‘hike the toll, plant my hair’ Vellu!

Come on Tengku, get a grip on your head (The other one on your shoulders and not between them flabby thighs) and come up with something smart. Try not to speak through the hole in your arse dear sir.

When oh when will our ministers FINALLY have something good to say? Something that will make ME nod thoughtfully while going, ‘Hmm… that makes sense.’

Never? Malaysia’s future looks so bleak now.

Trying To Breath a Change

Suffocating…

It’s as if the air was stripped from all the O2. I felt terrible, my heart rates rising, my pulse heightening and my adrenaline’s rushing like no one’s business.

I hate this.

I shouldn’t have picked up that call.

Dammit!
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Yesterday, I drove all the way to Coffee Trap, for my beer. Did I mention someone took my money? What was left of it anyway. Now, I am broke. At least a beer here cost me about 11 bucks. Trying to survive on 50 bucks for the whole month… thank god for my credit card me say, at least the petrol will always be filled.

It’s almost 8 pm and somehow, sitting there alone made me think about what the new year of 2007 has brought me thus far.

A failed relationship, a renewed friendship with another ex, a fling who actually likes spending time with me (And someone whom I am still trying to avoid) a realization that I give less credit than I should to my friends around me, a discovery that I could indeed survive on my own without my family, the homecoming of a best friend, a new lease on life, a new spirit… most of all.

I am expecting more things to come. I have drive now. everyday I would go to the more sophisticated area in my housing estate, where all the bungalows are at, asking myself how did they do it, and thinking of how to get it. I believe I should dream, bigger than I have had. I am starting small, and that’s by changing my habits, trying to stay positive.

Men could wait, honestly. I will just have them as side dishes now (Not that I am trying to make you guys sound like mashed potatoes, but you guys are. :P)

So it’s just going to be single horny me for the rest of the year then. I’ll drink to that.

‘Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.’
(Albert Schweitzer – 1875 – 1965)

A moment to ponder...

I have not seen Phil since last Thursday.

When I picked him up from the airport, the first thing I did when he came into the car was to hand him the T&Co cuff links I bought sometime ago. It was intended for BF(ex). Now I don’t think it is relevant anymore to be handed over to him.

I was so excited when I got my hands on the cuffs. I wanted so much to make the then love of my life happy, to make him feel important and appreciated.

But jinxed January and February did not permit that to happen, I guess.

That night I got up from his bed in a hurry to go home. I freaked out when he hugged me from behind and started kissing my ears and my neck, softly, affectionately.

I threw on my cardie and said goodbye without giving him a chance to kiss me.

I don’t intend to let go of the chance for me to turn my life around. Getting involved with a man has never been good to me. It has almost always scar me for life. I am determined to stop being vulnerable.

I just want to be happy, and I could get that when I am alone, worrying only for myself and nothing else.

The next time I am going to T&Co, it is to buy myself something, and never for anybody else.

A Tag! A Tag!

I have been tagged by Juan. Well, I have seen this one going around a few blogs actually. I haven’t been tagged for quite sometime now, so here goes;

6 weird things about Sarcy

1) I am allergic to hard liquor even though I love to drink it. Too much of it will get me breaking out in itchy rashes ONLY on the top half of my body and it will be on for at least a week.

2) I love to stay at home alone when no one is around. People in the house are excuses for me to stay out of the house.

3) I do my laundry and chores at night because the weather is colder.

4) Unless I work out, I don’t sweat, even if I am exposed fully under the sun.

5) I am anal about my laundry. All of my good clothes are washed by hands because I don’t trust other people even the dry cleaners.

6) I tend to talk to myself when I am cooking, pretending as if I am in my own cook show, plus I would speak with an accent, like Kylie Kwong or Nigella Lawson.

Who would I like to tag? Well no one in particular except those who would want to pick it up themselves.

Mommy you likey???

-- Babe... this is for you.. hehe

Kak Freddie / Freddy (?) day dreaming looking out to Jalan Dhoby.

Freddie / Freddy? Came over to JB and even though it was just for a short time Ie- 1 day, I think in succeeding to taint her for her whole life with a surreally absurd animation character kind of made my weekend a whole lot sweeter… *Wink*

We had a night spent having the famous It Roo Chicken chop at Dhoby Street and just a conversation of one topic to another. Later, went back to my pad and surfed the net together watching some mean Happy Tree Friends. Toldcha to never be fooled dear... hehe.

And pictures... yes pictures of us having lunch at It Roo the next day. (You wouldn't think of us taking pictures in our boxers without 'mekap' do you? Scandalous I tell you.)

KL anyone?

The weekend was a blast.

Being in the company of sexy fabulous babes was a godsend. The next time we are gonna do this girls, let’s do it after midnight, and you guys know why…

Our night out’s pictures are hoards of … umm… indecent poses … None of it could be displayed here... heh!

The next day was a stay in Saturday for me and Sheryl, being ‘morning people’, we woke up around 9 am. I made ice and yes dears, you will have to thank me for that… hehe...

And I finally got my kambing! Thank you Dude!

Sheryl,

Thanks for the hospitality, the party, the comfy couch, the belated birthday pressie and the long talks babe… *Hugs*… I needed that.

I hope you enjoy the book Darl.

Mommy,

Babe, you retro ‘Like a Virgin’ queen you… thank you for coming down for the clubbing night, Glad you had fun… *Kiss*

The two anonymous babes (You guys would prefer to be known??? Hehe),

You guys are fun… we don’t get to talk much (In that noise…how???) but I hope to catch up with you guys again o my next trip…

Juan,

It’s a shame that we were not able to catch up properly, but there will always be other trips, you can be sure of that… Love you!

Chillin' out in our PJs

The horny devils.. :P

This is definitely my favorite picture, our version of the Simple Life's advert... Haha!

Woozyyyy

I am still up… when I should be sleeping for the KL trip tomorrow…

Aiyoh…

Dudes and dudettes! See you tomorrow comprende???