*MIU : Assalamualaikum cik.
Sarcy : Waalaikumsalam
MIU : Cik nak ke mana ni?
Sarcy : Nak balik Office. Dah lambat gila ni. Kenapa ya ‘Bang’?
MIU : Cik bawak kereta laju eh tadi. Sebenarnya tak la laju sangat, tapi jalan ni had laju 70, cik bawak sampai nak dekat 100. kalau 81 saya bleh terima lagi. Lesen dan IC ye.
Sarcy : Ala bang, ni first time ni bang. Saya dah lambat ni.. nanti kena marah.
MIU : Saya tak kisah sangat kalau setakat tak pakai seatbelt atau pakai handphone. Saya bleh lepaskan… tapi ni bawak keta laju betul-betul lebih had ni susah ni.. kena saman RM 300.
Sarcy : Mak Ai… Bang, tak bleh tolong ke? Saya mintak maaf betul-betul ni… 300 tu mahal tu.
MIU : Ish… ada keta ada duit la. Keta siapa ni cik?
Sarcy : keta saya.
MIU : Waa bagus eh ada keta sendiri. Cik dah kawin?
Sarcy : Belum.
MIU : Comel –comel cam ni belum kawin lagi? Saya mesti ada can ni. Kalau bujang 300 mesti takde problem punya.
Sarcy : Bujang bujang pun, ada family bang.
MIU : Cik keje mana?
Sarcy : Kat dalam tu.
MIU : Bila free eh?
Sarcy : Ah? Umm… Hari minggu la.
MIU : Bleh ajak keluar tak.
Sarcy : Heh…
MIU : Saman ye.
Sarcy : Ish bang, sekali ni je bang. Janji tak buat lagi dah.
MIU : 300 je tunang cik mesti bleh bayar punya.
Sarcy : Ish bang saya takde tunang la.
MIU : Kenapa belum tunang lagi?
Sarcy : Sebab belum jumpa la.
MIU : Heh… camni la. Saya bagi peluang pada cik kali ni… tapi kalau saya tangkap cik bawak laju lagi, saya saman. Lain kali kalau terjumpa, bawak la the tarik ke… kuih ke…
Sarcy : Terima kasih bang. Insya Allah.
*MIU – Man In Uniform
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Loike… uh? Long winded eh… I was already late (That’s why I was speeding-la). But yet, I find it rather entertaining to be asked all those questions. Don’t I look as if I am pretty capable of paying for my car myself?
Nevertheless… Sarcy comel kay? Hehe…
So ladies… how was your MIU experience?
Sarcy : Waalaikumsalam
MIU : Cik nak ke mana ni?
Sarcy : Nak balik Office. Dah lambat gila ni. Kenapa ya ‘Bang’?
MIU : Cik bawak kereta laju eh tadi. Sebenarnya tak la laju sangat, tapi jalan ni had laju 70, cik bawak sampai nak dekat 100. kalau 81 saya bleh terima lagi. Lesen dan IC ye.
Sarcy : Ala bang, ni first time ni bang. Saya dah lambat ni.. nanti kena marah.
MIU : Saya tak kisah sangat kalau setakat tak pakai seatbelt atau pakai handphone. Saya bleh lepaskan… tapi ni bawak keta laju betul-betul lebih had ni susah ni.. kena saman RM 300.
Sarcy : Mak Ai… Bang, tak bleh tolong ke? Saya mintak maaf betul-betul ni… 300 tu mahal tu.
MIU : Ish… ada keta ada duit la. Keta siapa ni cik?
Sarcy : keta saya.
MIU : Waa bagus eh ada keta sendiri. Cik dah kawin?
Sarcy : Belum.
MIU : Comel –comel cam ni belum kawin lagi? Saya mesti ada can ni. Kalau bujang 300 mesti takde problem punya.
Sarcy : Bujang bujang pun, ada family bang.
MIU : Cik keje mana?
Sarcy : Kat dalam tu.
MIU : Bila free eh?
Sarcy : Ah? Umm… Hari minggu la.
MIU : Bleh ajak keluar tak.
Sarcy : Heh…
MIU : Saman ye.
Sarcy : Ish bang, sekali ni je bang. Janji tak buat lagi dah.
MIU : 300 je tunang cik mesti bleh bayar punya.
Sarcy : Ish bang saya takde tunang la.
MIU : Kenapa belum tunang lagi?
Sarcy : Sebab belum jumpa la.
MIU : Heh… camni la. Saya bagi peluang pada cik kali ni… tapi kalau saya tangkap cik bawak laju lagi, saya saman. Lain kali kalau terjumpa, bawak la the tarik ke… kuih ke…
Sarcy : Terima kasih bang. Insya Allah.
*MIU – Man In Uniform
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Loike… uh? Long winded eh… I was already late (That’s why I was speeding-la). But yet, I find it rather entertaining to be asked all those questions. Don’t I look as if I am pretty capable of paying for my car myself?
Nevertheless… Sarcy comel kay? Hehe…
So ladies… how was your MIU experience?
wow..
ReplyDeletedari gulap gulita last time
dah jadi 'cerah' dah blog ni
:)
Yup ,experienced that wayyyyy back when I first got my licence but now I just need to flash a certain car sticker and miraculously I will get off with a warning...heheh
ReplyDeletelucky he didn't ask for you mobile no. a friend of mine kena call after the encounter.. repeatedly asking for dates...
ReplyDeleteAfter the usual conversations lesen, ic, gi mana, tau tak apa salah tadi - my MUI asked for my number. the conversation lebih kurang camni.
ReplyDeleteMUI: Jadi macam mana ni? Nak saya saman ke tidak?
Me: Terpulang la pada encik. *gulity*
MUI: Ok lah. Saya tak saman tapi bagi lah saya phone number.
Me: Huh? Nak buat apa. Takpe lah. Nanti ayah saya marah. Takpe2.. Saya tau saya buat salah, nak buat macam mana. Terpulang la kalau encik nak saman ke tak.
MUI: waaaa.. Tak nak bagi no. Betul ni?
Me: Dah saya buat salah... nak buat macam mana...
MUI: hmmmm... takpe. Nah IC. Bawak keta baik2.
MUI frend: Dapat tak no dia? oooo awek tu tak bagi. hahahhaha!
Me: er.. terima kasih. Sorry.. *feel more guilty coz now bukan setakat memang buat kesalahan jalan raya but made now that cop kena tease by his friend* Drive off.
I shud learn how to flirt for real.
MIU: cikkkk,kenape bawak laju2 ni..?lebih had laju niiii..
ReplyDeleteMoi: alaaaaaa pakcikkkkkkk..(silap besar di sini sebab panggil pakcik,hokay..patutnye panggil incik or better;abang)
MIU: nak pegi mane ni..kenape bwk laju2?
Moi: errrmmm sbenanye pakcik saye tgh cari toilet.*muke ayam berak kapur*
MIU: laaaaa..apsal tak buang kat sini je?*tunjuk tepi jalan*
Moi: alaaaaaaaa...*buat muke comey*
MIU: dah dah..jalan...cepat cari toilet.:p
Moi: mekaceh cikkkkk...:D
eh babe,i left a comment on prev post.pastu baru realized salah comment box.:p i paste here ah..:p
nice layout babe..;)
why gomen service(s) sucks?in my humble opinion,they are just de-motivated like dat..pay is little,job is boring..so give em a break mmmkay?:p
hatemails?i love hatemails,make me feel glemer like dat.but never got one.dunno if i can handle those hatemails as cool as u tho..
neway,how bout putting up alllllll those hatemails here for us to read?share lah their opinion as well.
sape sokong tiena?say 'aye'!:D
Katak busat,
ReplyDeleteokeh tak.. suka tak?? hehehe
MS D,
bestnya.. nak bleh?
Des,
ReplyDeletethis MIU is a bit decent sket la.. ataupun he forgot to ask me for my number.
inn,
like how i told my friend, buat perangai pompuan sket..
Tiena, never call them pakcik, nanti mereka terasa...
ReplyDeleteaiyoo.. why tak cakap awal2 laaa... i dah delete... nanti i try to cari hatemail yang lepas2.
but one of the email really tortured me because ThEY TyPe It LiKe ThIS LiKe FoR ThE WhOlE EnTiRe EMail Of ABouT 100 WeRDs.
tapi seriously, Mak Temah, if only you could stop being so judgmental, mebbe u and me could be fren2 waannnn.. because ur shallowness aside, i think youre hilarious!
babe,i macam tau je sApE 'sEtAn' YaNg SuKe TyPe MaCaM iTtEw..
ReplyDeleteoopssss..*lariiikkkk*
hey, hopping around...
ReplyDeletesaya mempunyai banyak sekali...di jalanraya, di rumah & di kelab malam....basically suma tempat la penah kena. yang baik, tak baik..heheh..
Alhamdulillah, so far tadak hal..!
Ini tak adil!
ReplyDeleteKalau guys yang kena tahan takda choice no... Either merayu atau sedut je saman tu. Nak flirt? Masok lokap ada lah... Nak bawak minum teh, takut kena counter attack...
Eh, kita dok diskusi pasal saman teh/kopi ni, tak kena kondem ke? Nanti jadik macam rapper negaraku itew, uish! naya...
missy,
ReplyDeletewelkam.saya di kelab malam belum pernah lagi... cuma semasa memandu.. in iialah kali ketiga saya kena tahan, selalunya saya warganegara contoh. tapi itu tidaklah bermakna saya tidak pernah kena speedtrap dimana saman itu dihantar ke rumah. itu tidak boleh lari...
agus,
use Tiena's excuse boleh kot.. kira valid oso for guys apa... FYI, my friend pun kena tahan behind me sebab laju jugak.. he went off free without summon.. sooo... it really depends la jugak.. kalau dapat MIU yang bertimbang rasa... bleh la lepas.. provided u buat baik dengan dia la kan..
for one Agus... we dont name names here.. and i think my entry is very.. the general no issue punya hal.. so okehlaa...
rapper negaraku itew sangat bengong.. dunno how to be subtle eh.. but it was funny la dood.
the last time this kind of thing happened to me, i was working for an english daily. hence, i had a car sticker with the daily logo.
ReplyDeleteso... i cakap i was in a hurry nak interview some big shot minister. he assumed i was a journalist when i was actually working for the advertising dept hehe...
Wah! Blog dah bertukar wajah..heheh...kalau i, i suruh saman jer lepas tu bg ticket tu kat my dad suruh dia kaw-tim ngan his friends kat Bkt Aman...ahaks!
ReplyDeleteahhhhh..a nice new look Sarcy..
ReplyDeleteLast time kena was in April 2006 sebab drive kereta tinted gelap ya rabbi. It was somewhere in Johor (North South hiway). MIU tested my windscreen, tingkap kiri kanan and memang sahih, tak lepas JPJ punya spec. Then, dia siap bagitau, 'Nanti balik KL, cepat-cepat tukar tint ni. In case hari esok awak kena tahan lagi, boleh kena saman lagi ni."
ReplyDeleteErrr... until today, tint tu belum tukar lagik. Hehehehe.
JUan,
ReplyDeleteahhhhh.. i miss PR and advertising.
Cosmic,
usually ill do that but ntah why that day i was in my bimbo mood.. hahaha
BFeline,
ReplyDeleteThank you.. hehehe
Dnas,
Hehehe... just as long as you tak kena lagi okehlah tu...
MIU: Amoi, you mau pegi mana ni laju laju?
ReplyDeleteME: Saya nak jumpa client ni, dah terlambat, so terpaksa kejar dia ni.
*sengih jap*
MIU: Mintak IC you?
Me: *bagi IC tanpa byk citer*
*sengih lagi*
MIU: Alahai, ingatkan cina tadi. Sorry yea... so camana nak settle ni?
Me: Nak settle kat mana eh bang?
MIU: Settle sini pun boleh. 50 hengget seudahlah...
Me: Tapi saya ada 20 jer bang, camana eh?
MIU: 20 pun bolehlah... ada number telepon?
Me: 019-7******
*number sapa tah yg aku bagi*
MIU: Nanti bolehlah kita gi dating!
Me: Boleh bang, anytime!
*and i terus blah!*
Mampuslah... hahaa
019??????
ReplyDeletethe number was not mine was it..?? kalau ye eh.. wa pelangkung sama lu hor...
angel eyes,
ReplyDeletesudah bayar pun mintak no. lagi ah? memang keji itu polisi..
des,
ReplyDeletewaaaaa marah sungguh
hahahaha...
ReplyDeletei can only smile.. perempuan memang lopeh manjang..
i remembered there was once i pretend to sleep while the driver who is a girl has to entertain the MIU.
MIU : Sape tu? Kenapa dia tido? Boyriend u ke?
Another MIU : Pondan macam tu pun ada boyriend ke?
I really have to wake up.. hahahaha..