Today I woke up late, craved for a steaming hot plate of Biryani (Which has like 5 million cals probably), a glass of Sarbat and sex.Great. As if I am ever going to get those things, in that order.
Who had sex after a heavy meal of Biryani now? The only position I will be doing after that would be the Corpse. The only difference is that you won’t catch me doing the whole keeping my breathing in order thing. I will be breathing alright, but it’s not because I am relaxing. It would most likely be that I am sleeping, dreaming of Denzel Washington, or Taye Diggs… or George Clooney.
Yummy…
Anyway, somebody called me this morning, telling me that he missed my voice and I responded;
“Really ah?”
Well, I couldn’t be bothered to be all romantic and stuff. We are still on the fling stage.
No commitment whatsoever. I want to live it up babeh! Hasta La Vista coupledom!
Sugar rush! Caffeine rush! MSG rush!
Choc éclairs, coffee and Maggi in cup!
Fuh!
Last biryani that I ate was the one that I cooked last year. Setahun tuh...
ReplyDeleteEntah mana nak dapat biryani sedap kat utagha ni haaa?
Montey,
ReplyDeletealamak.. babe... i cannot help you there. i know squat about food kat utagha sana. i dont like penang laksa and the first Asam pedas Kedah that i had was watery and it had an ubi kayu in it.thats a whole new wtf experience la kan.. hahaha...
datang Johor, banyak biryani sedap.. hehehe