I am a prolifically bad texter.
To be more specific, I am really bad in texting abbreviation.
I just can't text abbreviations.
Apparently you don't have to have a sense of grammar when you text. The Scotsman is older than me, but he texts like a teenager. It's weird because when he speaks and writes, it is all good. He said texting bad grammar is great. It's like you don't have a care in the world.
"So how do you text your clients?"
"Hon, I don't text my clients. Unprofessional."
I tried, once in a while, to text, badly. The thing is, when you have a qwerty phone, it is really hard to be grammatically incompetent. Plus, I use the phone to also email my bosses when I am not in the office. My phone is my mobile office!
So my excuse for not texting badly? It's unprofessional and not so smart when you are using a smartphone.