Epitome of stupidity - Maria

I think I did not tell you guys about a stupid woman who banged my car, did I?

Well, it happened and it pisses me off.

It happened in front of my friend’s house where I parked the car like normal. She backed out and hit my car at the passenger seat door.

Instead of coming out from her car to check out her stupid damage caused by her incompetent driving, the stupid woman, Maria (This is totally her name. no anonymity is of use here. I think she is a buffoon because she obviously is incapable of politeness.) drove over to me, who was stunned, and asked if she banged my car, I told her yes and she went;

“Oh… sorry la!” and drove off.

I marched to her house, called her husband and told him straight to her face this ;

“Excuse me. Your wife did this to my car, and she drove off saying sorry. Apa ni?”

He later said, okeh, bill it to him. I certainly will, asshole. The stupid woman did come back, drop her card and asked to call her once the repair’s been done.

So, being the perfectionist that I have always been who could not stand driving around with a dented car, I did my car as fast as possible and called her up.

She complained that it was too expensive.

I thought you are lucky that I didn’t send it to the Proton workshop, that would have cost you a bomb having to pay more than the amount I asked you to pay back.

She later gave me an excuse that she would like to run it by her boss at work.

Hey, thinking that both of us are fellow women, I cut her some slack, although I am still trying to figure out who hit me, her boss or her stupid self.

Today, one day more than the so called ; ‘ satu dua hari ni.’ From last Saturday, I called, three times, she did not pick up.

Now my questions are;

1) What level of education should you have to act like a civilized human being who would actually be concerned when your car hit another car by accident?

2) Is RM 200 expensive compared to the 300 over bucks she would have to cough out if I am to bring it to any proton workshop?

3) Does drawing on a nice pair of eye brows like normal women pose any challenge to a middle age woman with two daughters?

4) What do you answer when someone looks at your new paintjob and ask you ‘Oh… dia cat sekali ek?’

5) When you said in one/ two days, does it mean in one / two weeks?

6) Should I start calling her every hour like an ah long and while at it, shoot every ounce of sarcasm that I have?—(which I do have … a lot.)

I need suggestions, dear readers. And I might just show those answers to her stupid face. IN the meanwhile, I ahve already answered yes to the last question. I am doing that now, and hell, it is annoying, but do I care?