Hek Eleh!

I wear bikinis. Is that too hard to believe that I do just because I am half Malay?

I find forwarded emails on certain local Malay celebrities frolicking on the beach in their bikinis amusing and most definitely… umm… well… what’s the word, stupid.

Why be judgmental on things like that? But then again, this is Malaysia, and in Malaysia, judgmental is only but a Malaysian behavior. Instead of thinking about more serious matters at hand like having to pay bloody income tax but to still drive on bad roads and having blackouts every 2 days (Yeah it has been that often) we are concerned about public figures wearing floral two piece showing their buff bodies on the beach.

Like… come on, talk about trivial.

I also don’t like receiving all the Halal and Non – Halal emails. I have to admit, I am not particular about this, and heck, more power to all those who really takes care of what goes into their mouths, but I would prefer them to just keep forwarding those emails to like minded individuals and not me. I would delete it just after reading the subject header.

Speaking about being judgmental and such, one misconception that others have on me would be that I don’t read Malay literatures. This might surprise some, but as a matter of fact I do. I adore A. Samad Said, and the very controversial Shahnon Ahmad, Adibah Amin, and the delectable fusion of east and west in Zakaria Ali’s works. Don’t know them? Then you don’t know what you are missing.

So with everything laid out in the open, let’s make a deal, no forwarded emails on celebrities baring their abs on beaches and how Starbucks is not Halal cause I don’t frikkin’ care.

You dig?

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