Pump It

I am a 36C.

Compared to my friend’s 38D, I am like ‘sebijik buah langsat’ compared to a gigantic watermelon. Okayla, maybe I exaggerated. She is like the Fuji Apple, I am like Red Delicious… the point is, it is subjective to one’s preference, no?

Pembaca2 sekelian, tonight I am going to talk about breasts or boobs, teks I would usually call ‘em with my Noks friends.

For the record, I hate wearing something that is low cut because my cleavage has never been quite impressive. But that has never stopped me from trying.

My friends told me that I have a nice pair. Not too big, not too small, juuustt nice… average sized boobies. My 38D friend wished she had mine. I wished I am a 36D. as much as I love having nice cleavage, you would not see any push up bras anywhere in my lingerie drawer. I would much rather spend RM 200 for a set of teddies and garter set at La Senza than blowing them on push ups that costs around 99 per pop (No pun intended).

I bought a plunging neckline purple dress for RM 19.90 last Saturday. Yes-lah, I said RM 19.90. The dress allows no room for a bra. My friends gave it a nod.

“You look yummy, I would have a go at you, no doubt.”

Umm… thanks Rita but I already have a potential girl on girl partner. Did I mention she kinda looked a bit like Aishwarya Rai.

Sarcy’s just twisted like that.

Anyway, back to the busom story.

My friend, however is obsessed with boobarobics. She has a handbook and plus one thick paperback on all the moves a woman could do to achieve that perfect boobalicious shape.

Does it work? I asked her. Dunno… you tell me, belum try belum tau.

One of the exercise involves being on all fours to do a move that is similar to the conventional push up. This not only increases your chest width but it also tones your arm muscles. Of course to achieve both of these end results, one would have to know the proper breathing technic as well.

I never get the breathing part right. I should have as I am a Yoga practitioner, but this? Boobarobics is truly not my style.

I will ask this friend of mine on whether it does work.

I also have friends who are trying very hard to shrink their god given pair. They complained that it is far too much for them to handle and that they have been getting unwanted attention from men.

Hello… I am two sizes smaller than you guys and I CONSTANTLY get unwanted attention from these Baluks (Now that you think about it, could it be that the word ‘baluk’ comes from the British word ‘blokes’? Hehe), even when it’s all covered up. So personally, I don’t think that’s a rational reason in shrinking their cup size.

The point of this entry is, even though, I wish I could be bigger, I will still love my 36Ds.

For desperate measures, I think I will splurge RM 100 and buy that spongy push up.

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