Sunday, December 14, 2008

Hmm...

I dressed up, made myself up to this;


and... decided to stay at home.

I am getting weirder and weirder by the day.

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Anyway, I found this at Aspiring Scifighter’s blog, and I realized that hell, being at UK size 10 is not bad at all.


Just one problem, I am in Malaysia, and to all Malaysians, the smaller, the comel – er, the better.

See I am not kidding when I say that I am not going to end up with anyone local. I don't think I could ever get to be a size 0 ever (I mean, like wtf, who could ever fit into a size ZERO?)

Oh well... I will have to learn how to be totally satisfied with what I have I guess. I am deliriously happy that I have dropped another 5 KGs on top of the 10 KGs I lost last month.

I am a (Sort of) happy woman now.

And it’s less than two weeks to 2009, a couple of months before my painful 3-OH and one month to book a reservation at a beach resort for my solo birthday vacation.
All of the sudden, there are too many things to do in so little time!

35 comments:

  1. I'm National Average.... taraaaaa! Should consider moving there.

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  2. I don't like skinny girls. They look like toothpicks. Sporty and midsized is fine with me.

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  3. Well well, what do you know? It's not even X'mas, and here I am already puking because of this entry.

    In case you are wondering, it has nothing to do with the writing.

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  4. I always wonder why women worry so much ... men just go around happy in the knowledge that "one size fits all".

    :P

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  5. John,

    and yet you are still here?

    why?

    because you are a shameless closet reader of this blog?

    you are just repulsive.

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  6. sir cipan,

    same like vpl, you guys never have any problems with it right?

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  7. Cipan never has a problem with VPL 'cos he goes commando all the time neways. Hehe.

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  8. I only learned that VPL is such a big issue when it was featured in Channel E! as the number 1 fashion disaster.

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  9. Pugs,

    Hehehe...

    DNAS,

    I learnt about that when i start working. butt hugging skirts and VPL's .... eeeewwwww.... but theni discovered thongs and G-strings. now... boyshorts all the way.. sooo comfyy.. and no VPLs!!!

    WV - Chila...hahahaha

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  10. sarc,
    5kgs and 10kgs just like that?
    i'm jealous.....

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  11. puggles,

    Going commando has its own issues - the RVB for one ... the Rudely Visible Bulge.

    Unless you're hansac, of course ...

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  12. Cik Darlene,

    Makan hati, gitulah ceritanya.

    Sir Cipan,

    HAHAHAHA....

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  13. Dear Sarclover,

    I must admit I do enjoy your writings before I discovered that they were all not fiction.

    In any case, I've decided to to erase your revelation from my memory and just enjoy your blog. However, putting up your images is not helping my cause. As selfish as it sounds, please keep on writing but a little less photos yeah?

    Signed,
    John

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  14. Dear Sarclover,

    I hope you do not mind me using your commentbox to pass on a message to your friend The Most Visible Yoga Instructor. I have tried to post a comment on her latest article 'The Day I Might Slowly Disappear', but it turns out my comments are not becoming Visible. Forgive me, but I am no expert in anything technology.

    So anyway, here is the message:


    Dear Ninie,

    I have taken the liberty of calculating your Body Mass Index (BMI) to
    gauge your body fat based on height and weight.

    For this, I have used the tool from http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

    You mentioned that your weight is 37KG, which is roughly 81.4 pounds.

    Your height is 4 feet 0 inches.

    Now, inputting your variables, I calculated your BMI to be 24.8, which
    makes you fall under the following category:

    *Normal weight = 18.5-24.9

    So you see, your weight is pretty much ideal; in fact, you are bordering being
    overweight. I suggest you cut down on your eating.

    Stay healthy.

    Signed,
    John


    I certainly hope the message above will be beneficial to Ninie so as she can stop worrying about her weight. Hopefully, she will find the same satisfaction as you have with your weight.

    Signed,
    John

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  15. John,

    how important do you think you are really to think that i would actually be doing what you want me to do?

    dont count on it.

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  16. Hey there!
    Truthfully I had been a silent reader of your blog for awhile... well, at least since I visited Piah's blog and she well... 'blogged' about you, hahaha!

    I know you don't care but just to let you know I find your blog amusing, there is so much I can relate to you as well :)

    And the fact that the people I know also know you (in person or not I don't know because I see them here) i.e. DNAS and Ninie, so it means you are cool as well, hahahahahah!

    Oh well... keep on writing and musing!

    PS: Btw, I don't like Piah's blog but I kept coming there for the comments, hahahahahaha! I've to thank them for being my source of entertainment at this part of the world!

    PPS: At this part of the world, I am so not under the big girl category like I used to be in Malaysia! :P But that doesn't mean I don't think myself as fat anymore, hahahahahaha! We are women, who said we are easily satisfied? *wink*

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  17. Dear John,

    Please stop picking on the girl. You know what they say about little boys who like to tease little girls. Somehow I sense that you're in love with Sassy Sarcy and just because she doesn't live up to your Playboy distorted ideals of beauty you got pissed when she posted pictures of herself.

    What you wanna read her then click to the other window of skinny girls from RedTube and wank off in solitude? That's just sad on your part.

    Babe, be happy with what God has bestowed on you. I think you're beautiful inside and out.

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  18. F.Idrus,

    Thanks and welcome babe!

    well i never met Ninie in person, but i have met DNAS once and never gotten around to meeting her again because of my 'abnormal' work schedule. yeah but we met la kan...

    Sophie Miller,

    hehe... I hope the crush part is untrue. I have puked in my mouth a little just now. Hahahaha....

    and again, thank you. i think all women (except the shallow ones) are beautiful both inside and out.

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  19. Dear Sarclover,

    It was worth a try :) Appreciate the response.

    Dear Sophie,

    Finally, somebody here sees eye to eye with me. Thank you for agreeing and concurring with me that Sarclover does not project 'ideal' beauty. Perhaps one day she too can be honest with herself.

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  20. "Finally, somebody here sees eye to eye with me. Thank you for agreeing and concurring with me that Sarclover does not project 'ideal' beauty. Perhaps one day she too can be honest with herself."

    Hahhaah John, how can you say that! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :) so fine, if you think she's not YOUR 'ideal' beauty, but someone else might beg to differ! And what if she thinks she's pretty and gorgeous even if she doesn't conform to YOUR 'ideal' beauty?

    When she thinks she's hot, it doesn't mean she's being dishonest to herself lah... it simply means, she thinks she's hot and pretty in her eyes. Why is it so hard to understand?

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  21. F.Idrus,

    let's just hope he (or she) is dating a model or the 'ideal beauty'.

    loser. (John that is not you)

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  22. John,

    Your ideals. Not the rest of mankind. Get with the programme.

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  23. we women hv been told that confidence is a good thing, that confidence is beautiful, that being happy with what we hv & proud of our ourselves just the way we are - conventional beauty or not - is what matters.

    then we hv some shallow git like john come & try to destroy all that.

    *sigh*

    after all those years of bra-burning going against the conventional ideals of beauty, we still come back to square one. as long as shallow fellas like him r still around.

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  24. John : I can't decide if you're just being nasty or you're secretly in love with Sarcy. Either way this blog would be a whole lot nicer if you didn't post anything. Irregardless of how you feel about any of the posts. Please.

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  25. Dear Sarclover,

    It's X'mas eve and I never thought I'd be happier.

    When I posted my comments, I did not think that they were worth anyone's time. But your readers have proved me wrong. Besides having a good laugh, I am truly touched by this kind gesture and attention.

    Again, I would like to apologise for being ignorant about anything that's technology. I am also confused with all your preaching on 'freedom of speech'. When you posts a picture of yourself on your blog, together with a comment box, isnt it an invitation for opinions?

    I may be wrong, but you seem to be hurt or at least disturbed by my opinions. If this is true, then this is certainly a concern. Perhaps you'd prefer only nice things to be said about your posts? At the very least, if positive comments are the only thing you want, I'd like to suggest that you put a disclaimer on your blog, something along the lines of 'No bad feedback allowed, only good ones'.

    With such a disclaimer, then readers such as myself know what to comment and what not to comment.

    ps: I have posted some comments to your friend Ninie's blog, but they have not appeared. I only wanted to congratulate her for reaching 5 feet. Please send my best wishes to her.

    pps: Merry X'mas and have a splendid holiday.

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  26. Dear Sarcy,

    I've got too much time on my hand so I did this poster.

    http://gelombangderita.blogspot.com/2008/12/ive-been-piahzerised.html

    It would be an honor if you'd put this up on your blog for a day or two or three..

    This to encourage more bloggers to stop hiding underneath their privatized blog and just keep on blogging.

    Okay tak?

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  27. Wow, this many comments. Izzit a landmark, Sarcy?

    Regardless of which side of the fence you are on, on whatever issues, season's greetings y'all.

    Pointless? Maybe, but at least it's positive. :)

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  28. sophie,

    well... you know Johns and dicks and Dongs alike...

    Somebody,

    well... there will always be people like him around. It's just killing them that we the unconventional beauties are still around and doing better than most.. :P

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  29. izso,

    let him la. he is confused over the whole free speech concept. I'd like to see more of the confusion so quote.

    Sophie,

    I loike what you did. and i am going to put it up.. woot woot!

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  30. Mark...


    Merry Xmas to you too babe!

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  31. John,

    Quote;

    I may be wrong, but you seem to be hurt or at least disturbed by my opinions. If this is true, then this is certainly a concern. Perhaps you'd prefer only nice things to be said about your posts? At the very least, if positive comments are the only thing you want, I'd like to suggest that you put a disclaimer on your blog, something along the lines of 'No bad feedback allowed, only good ones'.

    Unquote.

    well, to think that i will get hurt by this whole stupid comments fiasco is rather.... well... idiotic.. even the word moronic doesnt seem to do you justice..

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  32. Dear Sarclover,

    On one hand you say you are not hurt, but on the other you have resorted to name calling. Oh well, in any case looks like there is no problem here :)

    Signed,
    John

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  33. John,

    name calling = hurt

    doesnt register at all.

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