Friend : Have you ever had that feeling that you know... you are just in love ... and this guy is.... (Lovey dovey, possible eyelash batting mode)
Me : I don't remember.
Friend : Huh?
Me : I don't remember. All I remembered were the fights, the crying... buckets of it, the confusion, the break ups, the alcohol, the rebounds.
Friend : ....
Me : I remembered questioning myself and the relationship. But if you said that it feels(Bats eyelashes), I'll take that.
Friend : Umm...
Me : Come on. Feel better that I am actually envious of you. But don't let amnesiac me get in the way of whatever you are feeling with your beau. I am me, Sarc... what do you expect? Buttercups and pink balloons?
Friend : You don't remember or you didn't want to remember.
Me : Ooh... I have options?
I love my friends for still being able to be friends with me. :P